Feb. 14th - I just can't figure out why I didn't have a date on this Valentine's Day...
February 15th with my "Linus" blankie. Mom left the next day and I had to become an adult ...again (sigh).
Feb 14th again. This is what discomfort looks like.
Feb 18th ... Yellow & Purple is "the new black".
What a hot mess.
These are photos of me taken in the first week. Thoughts this week? So many...
- I can't breathe right. This sucks.
- I feel like crap.
- I need more ice in this head-wrap-thing.
- This is like having a really bad cold...aaaaaand a broken face.
- I need my shades...sunlight is way too bright all of a sudden.
- Where is the Otrivin? And why is it not working?
- I would pay a gajillion dollars to blow my nose right now.
- I'm supposed to sleep sitting up? No problem....I'm so tired.
- I don't need food anymore. I'm "above" it now. I'm so zen.
- I love T.V.
- I love this la-z-boy. LOVE it. I shall live here for awhile. Leave me be.
- Why is everyone talking to me and expecting me to answer? PASS THE PEN & PAPER, FOLKS...LOOK ALIVE.
- Neat, I drool now.
- I have to take this towel with me everywhere. I feel like Linus from "Peanuts".
- Neat, my face feels like there's a big pile of rocks glued on top of it.
- Where's the codeine? Has it been 4 hours yet?
- Where's the cherry decongestant? Why are you trying to kill me with Buckleys, mom? (true story - I thought I was going to die of menthol fumes).
- Can you fill up the humidifier again please?
- Look at that, my nose bled all over my pillow while I slept.
- Thanks for cleaning that up, mom.
- Thanks for getting me that mom - and that - and that - and that too. I appreciate that.
- I'm so glad my mom is here.
- Why is my cat totally ignoring me?
- I like Ensure...I really like it.
- This syringe sucks. Ha ha ha.
- I couldn't even read right now if I had to, that's how tired I am.
- This can't possibly ever get better. This is just brutal. No way is this getting better.
- Why is every day the same as the last one? Why isn't it getting better?
- I have a sneaking suspicion that people who had one jaw done are recovering much faster than me...
- I am SO glad I made sure to ask Surgery man if I could use my waterpic on the lowest setting. It's awesome.
